The only war I'm supporting right now is the war I've waged on the viral scum that has invaded my body. Went to the doctor yesterday. Diagnosis: tonsilitis. But he gave me the A-bomb, Augmentim, which I have been gleefully dropping on the rabid germs for the past twenty-four hours. What? No CNN coverage? It's great, though! Very entertaining! As soon as I've rid my body of the horrible viral dictator, I'll replace it with a strange old white retired U.S. general. That'll make everything better.