The Ugly Truth About Japanese Game Centers

So far it's gone largely unnoticed by the rest of the world, but one of the most insidious crimes being perpetrated at the moment is happening in what seems to be innocuous game centers in Japan. I had the chance to go undercover to one of these "game centers" last time I was in Nagoya visiting Tadashi, and here are a few pics I managed to take with the aid of the spy camera in my cell phone.

Yes, I'm sorry to say it's true, but Hello Kitty is kept behind glass like a common stripper for the amusement of passersby. The poor dear. How could they??



And not only is poor Hello Kitty held captive for the viewing pleasures of paying customers, but the rumor that if Hello Kitty does not behave she is transformed into the terrible hellcat of Japan is actually quite true. I found a whole bin of former Hello Kitties serving out their sentence behind glass, roasting in hell.



It is also true that the Japanese force their captives in the game centers to appear happy, as if they "like" the life they're leading. Oh Pooh! They got you too??



This mobile panda misbehaved while we were at the "game center" and you would not believe what its punishment was. They actually tied it up by its neck to the rafters of its cage and opened the gate on the opposite side. The poor thing was so deluded it kept choking itself as it tried to get to freedom.



It is also horrifyingly true that the Japanese experiment and that strange creatures are bred from these terrifying exploits done in the name of science. I am not even sure what these creatures should be called. For now I simply call them the "Droplets". I find their crazed smiles most disturbing.



I think this image speaks for itself, don't you? Hmmph!



And yes, also quite horrifying was discovering that the rumor about Poohs that are actually "grown" are true. Vast fields of them can be found in Japanese "game centers", hooked up to machines that use their bioelectricity as a source of sustenance. It's quite sickening.



Among their life of imprisonment, these poor creatures are also subject to various tortures. Many suffer from the wrath of "the claw" daily.



We made it out quite safely, so there's no need to worry. I just hope that this expose will serve to be a catalyst for an international investigation.